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2014 100th anniversary of 1914
by rnicole76 in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
do you all think there will be huge drop in memberships of jehovah witnesses during 2014?

i don't believe so because the governing body member will come up with new reasons why armageddon hasn't come yet.

i was thinking they will reinterpret scriptures and stuff....
Dark Side

Spoiler Alert:
No One Here Gets Out Alive
Jim Morrison
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if only eve had had a sassy gay friend....
by chickpea in
1. social
2. humour
yah way!.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqhkzyvlll8&annotation_id=annotation_906402&feature=iv.

second city has a whole series .
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If Eve had Steve, she wouldn't have given any attention to Adam. Adam would have spent eternity jacking off, while Eve and Steve discussed animal names until the end of time.
And thus endith the human race.
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Watchtower says the ORGANIZATION is Jehovah's wife and our Mother???
by Witness 007 in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
watchtower may 1st 1957 "....we must recognize not only jehovah god as our father but his orginization as our mother...obedience to the living god and his wifely organization as well...".

very catholic of them!!!!!

jehovah is married to new york bethel!!
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What do you do when good old mom is a murderer?
http://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/8/2/2/5/9/3/1/orig-8225931.jpg
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if only eve had had a sassy gay friend....
by chickpea in
1. social
2. humour
yah way!.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqhkzyvlll8&annotation_id=annotation_906402&feature=iv.

second city has a whole series .
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If Eve had a gay friend, the human race would have died in the Garden of Eden
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SPOUSAL ABUSE
by Dogpatch in
1. jw
2. friends
i had to post this from freeminds, was such a good article lee!.

randy.

http://www.freeminds.org/support/dear-lee/spousal-abuse.html.
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Women...you can't live with 'em and you can't live with 'em.
Pass the beernuts
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Greetings Deists
by Fester in
1. jw
2. friends
i initially joined this group a couple of years back thinking it would be a great place to spread the real good news about deism.

if you're unfamiliar with deism, please check out the site:.

http://www.deism.com.
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Fester, I was here first, and I'm spreading the word about Gourdenes. So bugger off
Life of Brian Script
Scene 18: The Holy Gourd of Jerusalem
The sketch:
holy music
FOLLOWERS: ...Look! Ah! Oh! Oh!
ARTHUR: He has given us a sign!
FOLLOWER: Oh!
SHOE FOLLOWER: He has given us... His shoe!
ARTHUR: The shoe is the sign. Let us follow His example.
SPIKE: What?
ARTHUR: Let us, like Him, hold up one shoe and let the other be upon our foot, for this is His sign, that all who follow Him shall do likewise.
EDDIE: Yes.
SHOE FOLLOWER: No, no, no. The shoe is...
YOUTH: No.
SHOE FOLLOWER: ...a sign that we must gather shoes together in abundance.
GIRL: Cast off...
SPIKE: Aye. What?
GIRL: ...the shoes! Follow the Gourd!
SHOE FOLLOWER: No! Let us gather shoes together!
FRANK: Yes.
SHOE FOLLOWER: Let me!
ELSIE: Oh, get off!
YOUTH: No, no! It is a sign that, like Him, we must think not of the things of the body, but of the face and head!
SHOE FOLLOWER: Give me your shoe!
YOUTH: Get off!
GIRL: Follow the Gourd! The Holy Gourd of Jerusalem!
FOLLOWER: The Gourd!
HARRY: Hold up the sandal, as He has commanded us!
ARTHUR: It is a shoe! It is a shoe!
HARRY: It's a sandal!
ARTHUR: No, it isn't!
GIRL: Cast it away!
ARTHUR: Put it on!
YOUTH: And clear off!
SHOE FOLLOWER: Take the shoes and follow Him!
GIRL: Come,...
FRANK: Yes!
GIRL: ...all ye who call yourself Gourdenes!
SPIKE: Stop! Stop! Stop, I say! Stop! Let us-- let us pray. Yea, He cometh to us, like the seed to the grain.
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A Question To All on this Board
by kes152 in
1. jw
2. friends
hello,.

i have been reading this board for some time and would like to ask: why you come here and post?

what do you all hope to accomplish by being here?.
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I'm on a Mission from God to reveal to the world the One True Religion. The Gourdenes. Cast away the sandal shoe! Follow the Holy Gourd Of Jerusalam!
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Watchtower says GENERATION is NOT the Anointed!
by UnDisfellowshipped in
1. watchtower
2. bible
compare these two "generation" quotes from the watchtower -- which one is correct?

how did god's "channel of communication" make an error this big?.

the watchtower, november 1st, 1995, pages 30-31:.
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It's not "new light" or "brighter light". It's "different light".
They don't fine tune or polish their doctrine. The new generation teaching is not a refining of what they've taught for years. It's a complete change of direction. Their "light" is not getting brighter. They've turned off one "light" and turned on a completely different one
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Youtube of the 'Remain in the Secret Place' generation talk at District Convention.
by ThomasCovenant in
1. watchtower
2. bible
apologies if this is old news.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giol10a6fvw&feature=related.
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10 seconds in, I wanted to turn the damn thing off. So many unpleasant memories came flooding back. Years and years of listening to the mindless droning of the speakers at meetings and assemblies. Jesus Christ, they all sound exactly the same.
Two things stood out to me. (1) Where is the "Scriptual Evidence" that there are two and only two groups? Where does the Bible back up their claim of an "original group" and an "overlapping" group?
(2) Watching the zombies in attendance drink up this kool-aid without a thought in their heads made me laugh and made me sick to my stomach at the same time. Absolutely unreal. Close your eyes and picture Jim Jones addressing that crowd. No wonder they're called "sheep".
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Would you study the Bible with these people??
by kurtbethel in
1. jw
2. friends
it's free!.

there is something disturbing about this.

can not put my finger on it though.
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Why is the guy wearing matching shorts?

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Posts by Dark Side

Life of Brian Script

Scene 18: The Holy Gourd of Jerusalem

The sketch: